So yeah. Britney Spears is having a quite public meltdown, and has thrice entered rehab. This time she seems to be staying. For now. It's what, day four? We'll see.
One thing's for sure, girl needs help. This is beyond being funny. I'm seeing my brother all over again here. Seriously. I think the media just needs to back off now and let her be, let her pull herself together. I just want her to stay in there and not show her ass again until she's better. And get the heck out of L.A. it's toxic. And I don't mean the song.
Anyway a couple of theories. First my dad's, and it does make some sense. One of the ways they test for drugs is via the hair. Brit got scared they'd test her, find her positive and she'd lose the boys. Therefore, we have newly shorn Britney.
My theory? Madonna. Yes, Madonna is to blame.
The "kiss" of death. Here we go. Remember the famous kiss between Madonna and Britney at the 2003 Grammys? After that, Britney started what seemed to be a downward spiral. That kiss marked the end of her "hot" days and the beginning of her "trailer trash mama" days which leads us to the present, a burned out Britney crying out for help.
I know, I know, it's not *really* Madonna's fault. I mean she kissed Christina Aguilera too. And Christina? She's seemingly doing just fine. But look at it. Hmmmmm...


And Madonna's song "Hollywood" includes these lyrics:
Everybody comes to Hollywood
They wanna make it in the neighborhood
They like the smell of it in Hollywood
How could it hurt you when it looks so goodHow could it, indeed.