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hippie_chick) wrote2009-03-13 08:04 am
hippie_chick) wrote2009-03-13 08:04 am
Don't quit your day job.
Top Five on Friday @ The Music Memoirs
Top 5 artists that should never have tried acting.
1. Madonna.
I'll give her "Evita" and "A League of Their Own". And alright "Desperately Seeking Susan"
even if just for giving me my favorite 1985 jam "Into The Groove".
Bad actress? She has the Razzies to back that up, folks.
2. Mariah Carey.
I have just one word for you. "Glitter".
3. Sting.
I thought the disaster that was "Dune" would be enough to make him realize
he should stick to music and give up acting, but he attempted it a couple of more times before hanging it up.
4. Jessica Simpson.
Poor girl. She just can't do anything right, can she?
5. Gene Simmons.
"Runaway", anyone? I rest my case.
Can't hate on Bowie, though, just because I love "Labyrinth"
and yes I'm busting out the Jareth icon, dammit!
Brings me to think "Best Musicians Turned Actors", because there ARE some who made the transition very well, as well as "Best / Worst Actors Turned Musicians" for future theme suggestions?
Top 5 artists that should never have tried acting.
1. Madonna.
I'll give her "Evita" and "A League of Their Own". And alright "Desperately Seeking Susan"
even if just for giving me my favorite 1985 jam "Into The Groove".
Bad actress? She has the Razzies to back that up, folks.
2. Mariah Carey.
I have just one word for you. "Glitter".
3. Sting.
I thought the disaster that was "Dune" would be enough to make him realize
he should stick to music and give up acting, but he attempted it a couple of more times before hanging it up.
4. Jessica Simpson.
Poor girl. She just can't do anything right, can she?
5. Gene Simmons.
"Runaway", anyone? I rest my case.
Can't hate on Bowie, though, just because I love "Labyrinth"
and yes I'm busting out the Jareth icon, dammit!
Brings me to think "Best Musicians Turned Actors", because there ARE some who made the transition very well, as well as "Best / Worst Actors Turned Musicians" for future theme suggestions?