Really bad lyrics

Top Five on Friday @ The Music Memoirs

Top five cheesiest and / or worst lyrics ever written?

1. "It takes a little time sometimes to get the Titanic turned back around." - Takes A Little Time (Amy Grant)
I have always hated this song, but particularly this morbid, stupid line.

2. "And there were plants, and birds, and rocks and things." - A Horse With No Name (America)
It's hell when you run out of nouns to describe a desert, innit? Oh and add "...and there ain't no one for to give you no pain." Yeah, I'll chalk this one up to that desert heat.

3. "Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago." - Smooth Operator (Sade)
Love Sade but she should have used a map.

4. "Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh no!" - MacArthur Park (Richard Harris)
Just the epitome of suck. See? I said this will consistently make any "bad" list I do. *nods*

5. "New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer." - Summer Girls (LFO) And this: "Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin'. Michael J Fox was Alex P. Keaton." Gotta give 'em props for rhyming speakin' with Alex P. Keaton. Now that's creativity!

Runners up:

"You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful it's true." - You're Beautiful (James Blunt)
OMG team that stupid line with that annoying voice and well... *cringe*

"He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" - Sk8ter Boi (Avril Lavigne)
Um, no. Can you be a bit more descriptive? I don't get it.

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake." - 21 Questions (50 Cent)
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh that's a good one.

"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps!" - My Humps (Black Eyed Peas)
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There you have it. Gotta get to work.

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BPAL stuff...

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Friday the 13th so you know what that means... 13 is available again. I am not needing any, still have a pretty full bottle, it's not one I wear a whole lot, but still like and will occasionally, so I'm set there.

She's also added a couple of others in keeping with the theme of the day. Bad Luck Woman Blues and Lady Luck Blues.

I ordered Bad Luck Woman Blues.
Keep that bad luck woman away with a blend of Spanish moss, black pepper, mullein, sweet sage, vandal root, cypress, cigar tobacco, and a puff of goofer dust cloaked by a swarthy cologne of vetiver, lime, dark musk, caramel accord, and lilac.

Just thought it seemed cool. Passed on the second, even though it contains my beloved vanilla and tonka. The rose is throwing me. Perhaps an imp is enough... I'll see if I can nab one.

I still have to go through these bottles, haven't had the time or inclination to start. But I will definitely be selling a few, and soon. Meanwhile I've not shown the general catalog any love in awhile, since I nab so many LEs. Ah well. I must soon. Once I sell off some of this unloved stuff I can do that.

And my Milk Moon and Monster Baits have already CnSed!! WHEEEE!!!!

Yay for updates!!