The Hippie Chick

I LOVE "Clean House". Right now there's an ep of "Clean House Comes Clean" on... their "behind the scenes" show, where they show you and talk about certain families, and what happened off camera etc. Love the chemistry between Niecy Nash, Trish Suhr, Matt Iseman, and Mark Brunetz. They're terrific, always make the show fun to watch, and Mark's style is impeccable. If I had the money, I'd so have him design my place.

Anyway the amusing.

Trish to Mark: You're gay?!
Mark to Trish: I'm not gay, my boyfriend is!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Fabulous.

And OMG don't Google Niecy Nash. The first pictures that come up... OMG GUUUUUURRRLLLL!!!! *shocked*


Other randomness:



Liv, you're so cute. <3 this commercial just came on TV. LOL!

Donny and the Haggis!

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Found on YouTube.Donny Osmond discovers exactly what Haggis is. I still maintain that much Scottish cuisine is based on a dare, and repellent in every way. And yes, I got that from "Axe Murderer". Haha!

For those not in the know, Donny's son Brandon is correct in saying it's the sheep's insides. It's the innards of a sheep, mixed together with oatmeal, suet and spices, then boiled for an hour inside the sheep's stomach sac. Yum. NOT. I tried it once in my entire life and I'm here to tell ya. ::retching sound::

This is from the Tour Diary on the Live At Edinburgh Castle DVD. I thought it was the cutest conversation though. Just the way Donny walks off saying "That's just wrong!" cracks me up.

I'm 80% LiveJournal!



Elite status.
You just can't help being so good.

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And for the heckuvit, my current LJ stats and habits:

Account type: Permanent Account
Date created: 2002-06-04 13:41:21
Journal entries: 1,128
Comments: Posted: 3,488 - Received: 3,183

I'm a member of 72 communities, five of those I maintain, which I catch up on through a filter.

I have 16 RSS feeds going into my journal at the moment, which, yes are filtered.

I have 95 people on my friends list which of course can fluctuate as people leave me or join me. The most I've ever had at one time was 103 I think. I never really have gone over that amount.

I also read my friends through a filter. I read those journals first then if I have the time and inclination I'll catch up with feeds then communities.

On Wednesday, just a little after 1 am the time and date combined will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06.

This won't ever happen again.

Unless you're in Canada (?) or the UK where the month and day is transposed then it will be May 4th for you. LOL!

Just for a lark, I went searching for songs with my name, Polly, in them. I'm not talking about children's songs like "Polly Put The Kettle On" or "Polly Wolly Doodle" either, but my name in popular / rock music lyrics. The couple I did find had pretty horrible topics! Observe.

Pretty Polly by The Byrds

(Pretty Polly, pretty Polly, you guessed it just right
I dug all your grave the better part of last night"

Then he stabbed her in her heart till her heart's blood did flow
He stabbed her in her heart till her heart's blood did flow
Down into the grave pretty Polly did go...)

Polly by Nirvana

(I've got some rope... have been told
Promise you... have been true
Let me take a ride... don't hurt yourself
Want some help...please myself...)

Hmm... so let's see... murdered in one, tortured and raped in the other. LOL!! Wow. I think the former is an old folk song, covered by many artists over the years. I've heard the Byrds version which is why I exampled that one here. The latter was based on a true news story about a 14 year old girl in Tacoma Washington who was kidnapped and subsequently raped and tortured by her abductor. She escapes by flirting with him, and he is then convinced to let her go.

I'm always on the lookout for more upbeat, happier songs with my namesake. I don't have the most common of names however, and lyrically, maybe others sound alot better. This has put me in quite a morose mood. Haha!


Meanwhile, ossie made me this. My name in the sand. Quite lovely. :)



Annnnd... a couple of new icons. Using one of them here.

Totally stolen from rockgoddes

In this post, talk with your icons, and *only* your icons; meaning let your icons speak for you, no words in your posts. Post early, post often, and respond to whomever you want in the comments for their post. Just leave a dot or a dash in the comment field if LJ tells you you can't post a blank comment.

I'm off to work now, so leave me some amusement for when I get home.

A couple of glasses of wine, and a really bad MIDI to sing along with. But it's ABBA so yay!! Quite fun.

Online Karaoke Machine!

::sings::

My my! At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.
Oh yeah! And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way.
The history book on the shelf is always repeating itseeelf...
WATERLOO! I was defeated you won the war.
WATERLOO! Promise to love you forever more.
WATERLOO! Couldn't escape if I wanted to.
WATERLOO! Knowing my fate is to be with you.
WATERLOO! Finally facing my waterloo.

WA WA WA WA WATERLOO...

Okay enough of that. Ha!

Yes, I'm playing with StumbleUpon again.

Okay. This was brought to my attention on a forum I frequent. Wax figures of Donny and Marie from The Movieland Wax Museum. I remember when they talked about having these done on the talk show. I'd never seen the finished product, just "in progress".

Anyway...

( WTF )

Heck, if they didn't have Marie holding her doll Adora Belle, I would have thought they'd stuck Donny next to Mary Tyler Moore! And the Donny figure... um... wassup, forehead? OMG. Scary. Just scary. ::chuckles::

Grand Magazine. Donny's on the list and right behind Pierce Brosnan for sexiest celeb grandparent. This can't happen. No. Pierce is undoubtedly sexy in that suave James Bond ish way, but no. DONNY man. The man is just.... yeah. Trust me here.

And this is a good one, because really you can only vote once. It's not like those stupid polls fans put up where it's just silliness and they can vote a bajillion times for their guy. This one is fair.

See, I gotta stick up for the D man here!

[[crossposted to donnyosmondfans]]

Okay I'm done fangirling for today. ::curtsies, runs out of room::

ETA:

OMG Tony Danza won that poll. Man he came outta nowhere. Donny and Pierce were neck and neck there. Of course it didn't hurt that Danza has his talk show to pump for votes... the sly dog.

This is pretty amusing. I just had the best time dressing (and undressing... ::GASP::) Johnny Depp! ::wink::


Off to work on Brad Pitt. Haha!