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Jun. 12th, 2009 12:00 amBecause sometimes you only need 140 characters to express yourself.
08:06 Replaced the usual coffee with tea (and some honey) this morning. Mmmmmmm...... #
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Please stop singing!
Jun. 12th, 2009 07:43 amTop Five On Friday @ The Music Memoirs
Top 5 voices that are like fingernails on a chalkboard to you
1. Michael Bolton - Always makes any list like this I'll do.
2. Celine Dion - Bolton's female counterpart.
3. Tiny Tim - Two SECONDS of "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" would send you screaming for the hills. I always wanted to beat him down with his ukulele when I'd hear that song.
4. Scott Stapp - OMG his torturous attempts at trying to sound like Eddie Vedder!!
5. Any actor or actress who is given the opportunity to step into a studio and "sing" when they've previously shown absolutely no proclivity toward it ... I don't care how much pitch correcting and tinkering with Auto Tune you do, stay AWAY from the mic, please. It's worked before, but that doesn't mean EVERYONE has the talent for it or should try it. Got that Hasselhoff? Scarlett Johansson? And singing well (or convincingly) for a film role doesn't make it okay either, got that Joaquin Phoenix? Jamie Foxx?
Top 5 voices that are like fingernails on a chalkboard to you
1. Michael Bolton - Always makes any list like this I'll do.
2. Celine Dion - Bolton's female counterpart.
3. Tiny Tim - Two SECONDS of "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" would send you screaming for the hills. I always wanted to beat him down with his ukulele when I'd hear that song.
4. Scott Stapp - OMG his torturous attempts at trying to sound like Eddie Vedder!!
5. Any actor or actress who is given the opportunity to step into a studio and "sing" when they've previously shown absolutely no proclivity toward it ... I don't care how much pitch correcting and tinkering with Auto Tune you do, stay AWAY from the mic, please. It's worked before, but that doesn't mean EVERYONE has the talent for it or should try it. Got that Hasselhoff? Scarlett Johansson? And singing well (or convincingly) for a film role doesn't make it okay either, got that Joaquin Phoenix? Jamie Foxx?
