Fever dream?

I've got a cold, and have been drifting in and out of a Benadryl induced sleep all afternoon.
I wake up to this on the TV:



A two year old dressed as Blonde Ambition era Madonna. I... can't.

Also? Reading "American Psycho" when you're blitzed on cold meds is a trip.

Now if you'll excuse me. *dives back into bed*