A little WTF?!

[hippie_chick]

I'm watching Breaking Dawn pt. 1 on Showtime at the moment. Yeah, I know. Shhhhh. One thing though. I'd even wondered this reading the book. Yeah, I know. Shhhhhhh. How in the HELL did Edward get Bella pregnant in the first place? I mean, he's essentially dead, right? A vampire. They don't have the same bodily functions and bodily fluids as a living human would. How did he create sperm? 'Tis a puzzlement. Oh but then we wouldn't have the weird hybrid child Renesmee. RENESMEE. Nor would we have had the creepy moment when Jacob ~imprinted~ on her. Ew. Yeah.

EDIT: The birth scene! BRUTAL. Bella's spine cracks in half. And Edward rips through her uterus with his teeth. WITH. HIS. TEETH. Damn.