hippie_chick: (Amadeus / gigglesnort)
I LOVE "Clean House". Right now there's an ep of "Clean House Comes Clean" on... their "behind the scenes" show, where they show you and talk about certain families, and what happened off camera etc. Love the chemistry between Niecy Nash, Trish Suhr, Matt Iseman, and Mark Brunetz. They're terrific, always make the show fun to watch, and Mark's style is impeccable. If I had the money, I'd so have him design my place.

Anyway the amusing.

Trish to Mark: You're gay?!
Mark to Trish: I'm not gay, my boyfriend is!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


Fabulous.

And OMG don't Google Niecy Nash. The first pictures that come up... OMG GUUUUUURRRLLLL!!!! *shocked*


Other randomness:



Liv, you're so cute. <3 this commercial just came on TV. LOL!
hippie_chick: (Drew Barrymore / B&W happy)
funny graphs
more graph humor and song chart memes
hippie_chick: (Donny Osmond / big smile)
Donny and the Haggis!

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Found on YouTube.Donny Osmond discovers exactly what Haggis is. I still maintain that much Scottish cuisine is based on a dare, and repellent in every way. And yes, I got that from "Axe Murderer". Haha!

For those not in the know, Donny's son Brandon is correct in saying it's the sheep's insides. It's the innards of a sheep, mixed together with oatmeal, suet and spices, then boiled for an hour inside the sheep's stomach sac. Yum. NOT. I tried it once in my entire life and I'm here to tell ya. ::retching sound::

This is from the Tour Diary on the Live At Edinburgh Castle DVD. I thought it was the cutest conversation though. Just the way Donny walks off saying "That's just wrong!" cracks me up.
hippie_chick: (Jan Brady / oh no you didn't!)
Just got directed to this funny MySpace profile via someone on one of my forums.

God has a MySpace. He has 186 friends. I had to chuckle to see people like Joseph, Moses, John the Baptist and yes, of course Donny Osmond among them. OMG the little video is cute, too. To the tune of Joan Osborne's "One Of Us".

And just so it's an even playing field, Satan has one, too. He, however only has 55 friends, therefore is not as popular as God. Take THAT Beelzebub! Bwahahahaha!!



And OMG.... GEE?



Seriously, WTF did Clay do to his hair? No. NOOOOO. *shakes head furiously*
hippie_chick: (Alice having tea)
I'm 80% LiveJournal!



Elite status.
You just can't help being so good.

The LiveJournal Quiz

Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes










And for the heckuvit, my current LJ stats and habits:

Account type: Permanent Account
Date created: 2002-06-04 13:41:21
Journal entries: 1,128
Comments: Posted: 3,488 - Received: 3,183

I'm a member of 72 communities, five of those I maintain, which I catch up on through a filter.

I have 16 RSS feeds going into my journal at the moment, which, yes are filtered.

I have 95 people on my friends list which of course can fluctuate as people leave me or join me. The most I've ever had at one time was 103 I think. I never really have gone over that amount.

I also read my friends through a filter. I read those journals first then if I have the time and inclination I'll catch up with feeds then communities.
hippie_chick: (Wayne's World / we're not mental)
Oh the badness!

Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? Though yeah some of these are pretty... um... pretty awful. Some of the commentary cracked me the hell UP.

My personal favorites are the Dwarves and Millie Jackson. Oh the bad taste! Bwahahaha!

And I object! Donny's on there! Well, maybe I don't. That is a pretty cringe inducing cover.
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On Wednesday, just a little after 1 am the time and date combined will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06.

This won't ever happen again.

Unless you're in Canada (?) or the UK where the month and day is transposed then it will be May 4th for you. LOL!
hippie_chick: (Tom Cruise says you're glib!)
As seen on PINK is the new BLOG...



That this sign has now been posted outside Cruise-azy Central, aka the Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes manse, can only mean the birth of the TomKitten is imminent.

...but be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable...

OMG like the signs they'd post at the zoo during feeding time, no?

God help us all. RUN, Katie!

Ooops... *whispers*

Run.
hippie_chick: (vargas pinup with name)
Just for a lark, I went searching for songs with my name, Polly, in them. I'm not talking about children's songs like "Polly Put The Kettle On" or "Polly Wolly Doodle" either, but my name in popular / rock music lyrics. The couple I did find had pretty horrible topics! Observe.

Pretty Polly by The Byrds

(Pretty Polly, pretty Polly, you guessed it just right
I dug all your grave the better part of last night"

Then he stabbed her in her heart till her heart's blood did flow
He stabbed her in her heart till her heart's blood did flow
Down into the grave pretty Polly did go...)

Polly by Nirvana

(I've got some rope... have been told
Promise you... have been true
Let me take a ride... don't hurt yourself
Want some help...please myself...)

Hmm... so let's see... murdered in one, tortured and raped in the other. LOL!! Wow. I think the former is an old folk song, covered by many artists over the years. I've heard the Byrds version which is why I exampled that one here. The latter was based on a true news story about a 14 year old girl in Tacoma Washington who was kidnapped and subsequently raped and tortured by her abductor. She escapes by flirting with him, and he is then convinced to let her go.

I'm always on the lookout for more upbeat, happier songs with my namesake. I don't have the most common of names however, and lyrically, maybe others sound alot better. This has put me in quite a morose mood. Haha!


Meanwhile, [livejournal.com profile] ossie made me this. My name in the sand. Quite lovely. :)



Annnnd... a couple of new icons. Using one of them here.
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I just have to say I've really been enjoying "I Love Toys" on VH1 all week. :) Such fun memories!

Candyland! Chutes and Ladders! The very first games I ever owned. I think they're a rite of childhood... don't know anyone who didn't own these games.

Simon! ♥

Spirograph! ♥ "I got a SPIROGRAPH!" *chuckles*

Gilbert Gottfried's Erector Set jokes!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!

OMG the loaf of french bread appearing out of the "Bread Basket" hole on the Operation game!! asfkgjhgfgh!! Bwahahahahaha!

Oh yes, the requisite Barbies. I had so many . I owned the plane, and the camper, and a plethora of clothes. I used to torture Ken however. Didn't like Ken. Bwahahaha! I have none of my original Barbies and stuff now... we gave them away when we moved to Florida in 1985. Gotta wonder what some of that stuff would be worth, however probably not much since it was played with.

OMG Baby Alive! I had one. Yes she really did poop. I remember the mess and my mom saying WHY did I give her that doll?! LOL

My brother had the Evel Knievel doll... wound him up and his motorcycle would jump off the ramp. Stretch Armstrong too. We stretched him so much he got thin and the stuff inside oozed out. It was a clear gel type substance.

Just so much fun. Some of the commentary is cracking my stuff UP. Particularly Michael Ian Black. Such love for that man. Bwahaha!! Go here and watch him go OFF! Too great. Watch the uncensored segment too.
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Totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] rockgoddes

In this post, talk with your icons, and *only* your icons; meaning let your icons speak for you, no words in your posts. Post early, post often, and respond to whomever you want in the comments for their post. Just leave a dot or a dash in the comment field if LJ tells you you can't post a blank comment.

I'm off to work now, so leave me some amusement for when I get home.
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This is completely silly, but I have to see what's inside.

This egg hatches on February 1, 2006! Adopt one today!

ETA

It hatched! A cute little...acorn. Yuss. *pets*
hippie_chick: (Homer Simpson / woohoo!)
A couple of glasses of wine, and a really bad MIDI to sing along with. But it's ABBA so yay!! Quite fun.

Online Karaoke Machine!

::sings::

My my! At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.
Oh yeah! And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way.
The history book on the shelf is always repeating itseeelf...
WATERLOO! I was defeated you won the war.
WATERLOO! Promise to love you forever more.
WATERLOO! Couldn't escape if I wanted to.
WATERLOO! Knowing my fate is to be with you.
WATERLOO! Finally facing my waterloo.

WA WA WA WA WATERLOO...


Okay enough of that. Ha!

Yes, I'm playing with StumbleUpon again.
hippie_chick: (Drew Barrymore / good day sunshine)
VALHALLA I AM COMIIIINNNG...

Viking Kittens!


THEY ARE YOUR OVERLORDS!


And I actually went over to rathergood.com and there are many funnies to be had. This one cracked my shit UP : Looking For My Leopard!

Kittens and Leopards and Vikings oh my!

Ooookay. I need to stop playing around with StumbleUpon and get something else accomplished here. Bwahahaha!
hippie_chick: (Micky / OMGWTFBBQ!!)
Okay. This was brought to my attention on a forum I frequent. Wax figures of Donny and Marie from The Movieland Wax Museum. I remember when they talked about having these done on the talk show. I'd never seen the finished product, just "in progress".

Anyway...

WTF )

Heck, if they didn't have Marie holding her doll Adora Belle, I would have thought they'd stuck Donny next to Mary Tyler Moore! And the Donny figure... um... wassup, forehead? OMG. Scary. Just scary. ::chuckles::
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This is pretty cool. For those of you with kids it might be a fun family type thing to do tomorrow night... get the young 'uns to bed quicker. Though... if memory serves, I was pretty quick to bed that one night of the year. Haha!!

Track Santa's Whereabouts!
hippie_chick: (Default)
Grand Magazine. Donny's on the list and right behind Pierce Brosnan for sexiest celeb grandparent. This can't happen. No. Pierce is undoubtedly sexy in that suave James Bond ish way, but no. DONNY man. The man is just.... yeah. Trust me here.

And this is a good one, because really you can only vote once. It's not like those stupid polls fans put up where it's just silliness and they can vote a bajillion times for their guy. This one is fair.

See, I gotta stick up for the D man here!

[[crossposted to [livejournal.com profile] donnyosmondfans]]

Okay I'm done fangirling for today. ::curtsies, runs out of room::

ETA:

OMG Tony Danza won that poll. Man he came outta nowhere. Donny and Pierce were neck and neck there. Of course it didn't hurt that Danza has his talk show to pump for votes... the sly dog.
hippie_chick: (Default)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]minaclare (65 points). In February, I rescued [info]starstruck_16 from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I fed [info]jeshika to a Shoggoth (250 points). In March, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (165 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.


Your humble and obedient servant,
hippie_chick


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
hippie_chick: (Johnny Depp / oh Johnny...)
This is pretty amusing. I just had the best time dressing (and undressing... ::GASP::) Johnny Depp! ::wink::


Off to work on Brad Pitt. Haha!
hippie_chick: (Polly / cute cartoon)
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Aww... it's an ickle me! Made here.

Off to work now.

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