hippie_chick | A fairy tale...

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young ROCK STAR named FRANK. He was QUICKLY RUNNING in the MUDDY forest when he met HORRIBLE HORATIO, a run-away GIGOLO from the SLIMY Queen ABIGAIL.

FRANK could see that HORRIBLE HORATIO was hungry so he reached into his JUG and give him his YELLOW HOT DOGS. HORRIBLE HORATIO was thankful for FRANK's HOT DOGS, so he told FRANK a very DEPRESSING story about Queen ABIGAIL's daughter GERTRUDE. How her mother, the SLIMY Queen ABIGAIL, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic CAT, because GERTRUDE was so BUTT UGLY.

FRANK FAINTED. He vowed to HORRIBLE HORATIO the GIGOLO that he would save the BUTT UGLY GERTRUDE. He would STOMP the CAT, and take GERTRUDE far away from her evil mother, the SLIMY Queen ABIGAIL, and BITE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a HARD RAIN and HORRIBLE HORATIO the GIGOLO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic CAT from his story. SLIMY Queen ABIGAIL JUMPED out from behind a ROCK and struck FRANK dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a THUD.