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Good day at work. I actually had good customers for a change. That makes all the difference. Not a mean one among 'em. :) Was busy... Thursday so that means warehouse day. But it was a small truck so we got it out fast.

Watched "So I Married An Axe Murderer" last night. I ♥ that movie, and I so ♥ Mike Myers. Particularly when he plays multiple characters! :)

Stewart: William! Move your head (he pronounces it "heed")! Look at the size of that boy's head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
Tony: Shh! You're going to give the kid a complex.
Stewart: Well, that's a huge noggin! That's a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Head! Move!
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Stewart: Head! Paper! Now!
Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can!
Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about!
I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik!
Spherical, but quick pointy in parts.
Well, that was off sides, wasn't it?
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!
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Charlie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah! It's called *fukkyew!*
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My absolute favorite, when Tony and Charlie visit Alcatraz... Phil Hartman played "Vicky" the park ranger.

John Johnson, aka "Vicky": "Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!!"
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And Stewart going on about Colonel Sanders... "I hate the colonel, with his wee beady eyes!"
Charlie:"Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"? "
Stuart: "Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!"
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Charlie's mom, Mae, hugging on and kissing (quite deeply) his friend Tony.... "You've turned into a right sexy wee bastard!"

Ah I could go on and on... that movie is one giant quote! ::laughs::